About NuttyMerch

NuttyMerch is your go-to build-on-demand shop for the quietly clever, the sarcastically gifted, and anyone who believes the best punchlines are the ones that make you smirk, not scream. We specialize in t-shirts (and other things) featuring wry one-liners, understated visual puns, and dry humor, often with a recurring character like Pecan Pete or one of his cousins.

Each product is made to order, so you get exactly what you want—when you want it—without the waste. Because the only thing we take seriously is your right to deadpan dignity and witty wordplay.

Ideal For:

• The introverted extrovert

• Lovers of wordplay, double meanings, and passive-aggressive positivity

• Gift-givers who prefer clever over cliché

Our Promise:
No shouting fonts. No forced memes. Just clever design, crisp merch, and humor so dry it needs moisturizer.