Attention! All Disputes Will Be Settled by Rock Paper Scissors Shirt – Bella Canvas Unisex T-Shirt

When arguments break out, cooler heads don’t always prevail — but Rock, Paper, Scissors always does.

This tongue-in-cheek tee lays down the law loud and clear: no debates, no drama, just hands up and settle it like civilized folks. Whether it’s family game night, the office breakroom, backyard cookouts, or sibling rivalries, this shirt delivers instant laughs and universal truth.

Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this tee is lightweight, comfortable, and built for everyday wear. The bold, vintage-style graphic is designed to pop on both light and dark shirts, making it an easy favorite no matter your color choice.

Perfect for:
-People who hate arguing
-Competitive families
-Teachers, coaches, and referees of life
-Anyone who knows Rock beats Scissors (most of the time)

Like all NuttyMerch gear, this one’s made to spark smiles, start conversations, and remind folks not to take life too seriously.

Put it on. Throw your hand. Let fate decide.

"Once you place your order, we hurry and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."

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