Nutty About Tees
Pecan Pete’s Tee Shed
Soft tees. Hard truths. Zero apologies.
From the nut-addled archives of Pecan Pete comes a t-shirt collection loaded with dry wit, Texas sass, and just enough pecan-fueled sarcasm to keep strangers two steps back. Whether you’re laying down pie law, keeping it nutty at brunch, or just trying to survive small talk at the feed store, these tees do the talking for you.
Each shirt pairs buttery-soft fabric with Pete’s signature eye-roll-worthy one-liners, all wrapped up in the rugged charm of a pecan who’s seen some things and lived to roast about it.
Because when you're this nutty, you don’t whisper it. You put it on a tee.
