NuttyMerch “We Got Your Nuts” Parody Pecan T-Shirt

Sometimes the joke just writes itself.  This NuttyMerch tee features our bold “We Got Your Nuts… Hanging!” graphic printed on the upper left chest, paired with the full NuttyMerch – Pecan Pete’s Supply Co. logo printed large and proud on the back.

The artwork shows ripe pecans hanging in their husks — because at NuttyMerch, we take our nuts seriously… but not that seriously.

Printed on the ultra-comfortable Bella + Canvas 3001, this shirt is soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear — whether you’re working around the orchard, hanging out with friends, or just enjoying a good double-take laugh.

This design lives squarely in our Parody & Satire Collection — cheeky, clean, and guaranteed to get comments without crossing the line.

DETAILS
Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee
Soft, lightweight, retail fit
Upper left chest parody graphic
Large back print with official NuttyMerch logo
Durable, high-quality print
Designed by NuttyMerch – Pecan Pete approved
Wear it proudly.

We got your nuts… hanging.

"Once you place your order, we hurry and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."

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