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Warehouse wisdom meets Southern satire in this bold parody tee from NuttyMerch. Inspired by the chaos of bulk shopping and impulse buys, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever gone in for batteries and left with a brisket, a kayak, and a lifetime supply of regret.
- 🔴 Bold red COSTGO™ logo with custom cart icon
- 🛶 Tagline: “Come for the Samples, Leave with a Canoe”
- 👕 Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, breathable, and built for aisle navigation
- 🎨 Available in light heathered colorways
- 💡 Perfect for Costco fans, impulse shoppers, and anyone who’s ever eaten a sample and blacked out in the frozen section
Whether you’re a proud Executive Member or just here for the pie, this tee delivers bulk laughs in a comfort-core fit.
"Once you place your order, we hurruy and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."
COSTGO™ Tee – Came for the Samples, Left with a Canoe
$19.95
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- 🔴 Bold red COSTGO™ logo with custom cart icon
- 🛶 Tagline: “Come for the Samples, Leave with a Canoe”
- 👕 Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, breathable, and built for aisle navigation
- 🎨 Available in light heathered colorways
- 💡 Perfect for Costco fans, impulse shoppers, and anyone who’s ever eaten a sample and blacked out in the frozen section
Whether you’re a proud Executive Member or just here for the pie, this tee delivers bulk laughs in a comfort-core fit.
"Once you place your order, we hurruy and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |