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Pecan Pattie Bride Kitchen Towel | Funny Southern Wedding Tea Towel | “If Pecan Pie Was A Person I’d Marry It” 16x28 Dish Towel | NuttyMerch Original

$14.95

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Add a little southern sweetness (and a lot of laughter) to your kitchen with Pecan Pattie—the lovable pecan pie bride from NuttyMerch! This 16x28 white kitchen towel features Pattie in her bridal veil and cowboy hat, bouquet in one hand and pecan pie in the other, alongside the playful phrase:
“If Pecan Pie Was A Person, I’d Marry It.”

It’s the perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, and down-home charm—ideal for gifting or dressing up your own kitchen. Whether you’re baking pies, hosting Sunday supper, or getting ready for Thanksgiving, Pecan Pattie brings the smiles every time.

Details:

Size: 16in x 28in (standard kitchen/tea towel)

Material: Soft, absorbent polyester microfiber blend

Machine washable, lint-free, quick-drying

Bright, durable print that won’t fade

Perfect for kitchens, pie bakers, and southern decor fans

Gift Ideas:
✅ Wedding shower or hostess gift
✅ Thanksgiving or holiday kitchen decor
✅ For moms, grandmas, or southern bakers
✅ Collectible NuttyMerch kitchen series item

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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