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Meet Pecan Pattie, the sweet southern bride who stole everyone’s heart—and the last slice of pie! This NuttyMerch exclusive features our favorite pecan pie belle in her bridal veil and cowboy hat, bouquet in one hand and fresh-baked pie in the other, with the playful phrase:
“If Pecan Pie Was A Person, I’d Marry It.”
Perfect for pie lovers, wedding humor fans, or anyone who appreciates a touch of southern sass. Whether you’re wearing it to brunch, a bake sale, or Thanksgiving dinner, this tee brings smiles (and maybe a craving for dessert).
Details:
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable fit
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Retail fit with tear-away label
Printed design is bright, durable, and crack-resistant
Available in multiple color options
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on design.
Gift Ideas:
✅ Perfect for pecan pie lovers and bakers
✅ Fun bridal shower or engagement gift
✅ Thanksgiving humor tee
✅ Great addition to NuttyMerch’s nostalgic Americana collection
"Once you place your order, we make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."
Pecan Pattie Bride Tee Shirt | “If Pecan Pie Was A Person I’d Marry It” | Funny Southern Graphic Tee | Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex | NuttyMerch Original
$19.95
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
“If Pecan Pie Was A Person, I’d Marry It.”
Perfect for pie lovers, wedding humor fans, or anyone who appreciates a touch of southern sass. Whether you’re wearing it to brunch, a bake sale, or Thanksgiving dinner, this tee brings smiles (and maybe a craving for dessert).
Details:
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable fit
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Retail fit with tear-away label
Printed design is bright, durable, and crack-resistant
Available in multiple color options
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on design.
Gift Ideas:
✅ Perfect for pecan pie lovers and bakers
✅ Fun bridal shower or engagement gift
✅ Thanksgiving humor tee
✅ Great addition to NuttyMerch’s nostalgic Americana collection
"Once you place your order, we make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a while longer to show up, since we skip the big-batch churn and make things fresh. Cuts way down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nutty product in town."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |