Still Nutty After All These Years – Funny Grandma Hand Towel | Witty Southern Kitchen Decor
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Some grandmas knit sweaters. Ours throws shade while baking pie and cracking jokes.
This “Still Nutty After All These Years” hand towel features Grandma Pecan Pattie in all her winking, walker-rolling glory — a tribute to sass, sarcasm, and Southern spirit. Whether you’re drying dishes, decorating the guest bath, or just making folks laugh, this towel brings the perfect blend of charm and cheek to your home.
🎩 Features Grandma Pecan Pattie: boots, pearls, walker... and attitude.
🤠 Perfect for kitchens, guest bathrooms, or retirement party gifts.
🧼 100% cotton or premium poly blend — soft enough for drying, strong enough for sass.
🎁 Great gift for moms, grandmas, coworkers, or anyone a little nutty.
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.