“We Love Our Grandkids. Just Not Before Coffee.” – Funny Grandparent Gift – Pecan Pete & Pattie Design – Witty Coffee Cup

Start your mornings with a side of sass and a whole lot of caffeine. This mug features our iconic senior duo—Pecan Pete and Pattie—looking as nutty and lovable as ever on one side, with the perfectly grumpy phrase:

“We Love Our Grandkids. Just Not Before Coffee.”

Perfect for tired grandparents, sarcasm connoisseurs, and anyone who’s ever needed a gallon of coffee before facing sticky hugs and loud cartoons.

• Durable print that won’t fade with grumpy use

• Makes a hilarious gift for Nana, Papa, Grammy, Gramps, or the family’s Chief Caffeine Officer

🎁 Great for:

• Grandparent birthdays

• Mother’s/Father’s Day

• Grandparent reveal gifts

• Family reunions

• Gag gifts with genuine love

Give the gift of relatable sass—and maybe a second cup.
Because let’s face it: love may be eternal, but patience before coffee is not.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!