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Pecan Pete has spoken, and he doesn’t mince words: if pecan pie isn’t your thing, well… you’ve been raised wrong. This hilarious mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or (of course) a hot slice of pecan pie on the side. Featuring our vintage cowboy-style Pecan Pete pointing out the obvious, this design brings humor, southern charm, and a touch of tough love to your kitchen.
11oz and 15oz ceramic mug options
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Crisp, colorful design that won’t fade
Perfect for pie lovers, holiday gatherings, or just reminding friends of their poor dessert decisions
A playful conversation starter and a must-have for anyone who knows pecan pie is king.
"Once you place your order, we get crackin’ and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a smidge longer to show up, but that’s ’cause we skip the big-batch churn and make ’em fresh. Cuts down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest NuttyMerch product in town."
If You Don’t Like Pecan Pie Mug – NuttyMerch Funny Coffee Cup
$14.95
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
11oz and 15oz ceramic mug options
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Crisp, colorful design that won’t fade
Perfect for pie lovers, holiday gatherings, or just reminding friends of their poor dessert decisions
A playful conversation starter and a must-have for anyone who knows pecan pie is king.
"Once you place your order, we get crackin’ and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a smidge longer to show up, but that’s ’cause we skip the big-batch churn and make ’em fresh. Cuts down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest NuttyMerch product in town."