If You Don’t Like Pecan Pie Tee – NuttyMerch Cowboy Humor Shirt (Made in USA, Bella+Canvas 3001U)

Enroll at the school of NuttyMerch — where the first lesson is simple: if you don’t like pecan pie, you’ve been raised wrong.

This premium unisex tee features Pecan Pete himself delivering the truth, cowboy hat tipped and pecan pie slice in hand. A perfect blend of humor, southern charm, and pie-loving pride.

Made in the USA

Bella+Canvas 3001U unisex tee (super soft cotton/poly blend)
Retail fit, side-seamed, shoulder taping for durability
Lightweight and breathable (great for year-round wear)
Fun, bold design perfect for pie fans, foodies, and humor lovers

Bring laughs to the dinner table, tailgate, or campus quad — wherever Pecan Pete’s wisdom is needed most.

"Once you place your order, we get crackin’ and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a smidge longer to show up, but that’s ’cause we skip the big-batch churn and make ’em fresh. Cuts down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nut in town."

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