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Some folks meditate. Others do yoga. We prefer the ancient art of pie therapy. This Keep Calm and Eat Pecan Pie tee is a sweet parody of the classic slogan, baked fresh with NuttyMerch humor and topped with a slice of gooey pecan pie.
And because pie deserves nothing but the best, this shirt is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001U tee—made in the USA, soft as butter, and built to last longer than your grandma’s secret recipe.
Premium unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001U)
Made in the USA with top-notch cotton
Perfect for foodies, bakers, or anyone who stays calm with pie
Wear it to the kitchen, county fair, or straight into your next pie contest. Pete approves.
"Once you place your order, we get crackin’ and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a smidge longer to show up, but that’s ’cause we skip the big-batch churn and make ’em fresh. Cuts down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nut in town."
Keep Calm and Eat Pecan Pie – Funny Premium Tee
$24.95
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Flexible returns
And because pie deserves nothing but the best, this shirt is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001U tee—made in the USA, soft as butter, and built to last longer than your grandma’s secret recipe.
Premium unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001U)
Made in the USA with top-notch cotton
Perfect for foodies, bakers, or anyone who stays calm with pie
Wear it to the kitchen, county fair, or straight into your next pie contest. Pete approves.
"Once you place your order, we get crackin’ and make it just for you—no dusty warehouse shelves here. It might take a smidge longer to show up, but that’s ’cause we skip the big-batch churn and make ’em fresh. Cuts down on waste… and lets you brag you’ve got the freshest nut in town."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |